{"id":190,"date":"2009-05-16T18:36:50","date_gmt":"2009-05-16T23:36:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/scripts.mit.edu\/~zong\/wpress\/?p=190"},"modified":"2009-05-17T12:02:01","modified_gmt":"2009-05-17T17:02:01","slug":"an-improvised-dialogue-on-wolframalpha","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.yhuang.org\/?p=190","title":{"rendered":"An improvised dialogue on Wolfram|Alpha"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>[18:01] fakalin: hey<br \/>\n[18:01] fakalin: did you try wolfram alpha<br \/>\n[18:02] me: waht<br \/>\n[18:02] fakalin: what<br \/>\n[18:02] fakalin: jeez you&#8217;re out of touch<br \/>\n[18:02] fakalin: http:\/\/www.wolframalpha.com\/<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\n[18:04] me: what is this<br \/>\n[18:04] me: i don&#8217;t get it<br \/>\n[18:04] fakalin: what&#8217;s it like living under a rock<br \/>\n[18:04] fakalin: ask it something<br \/>\n[18:04] fakalin: anything<br \/>\n[18:04] me: it&#8217;s down<br \/>\n[18:04] fakalin: oh<br \/>\n[18:04] fakalin: lol<br \/>\n[18:04] fakalin: read up on it<br \/>\n[18:06] me: but what&#8217;s the idea, these are all pre computed?<br \/>\n[18:06] fakalin: here it comes<br \/>\n[18:06] fakalin: HERE IT COMES<br \/>\n[18:06] fakalin: http:\/\/lmgtfy.com\/?q=wolfram+alpha<br \/>\n[18:08] me: hmm<br \/>\n[18:08] me: but what does this have to do with the web<br \/>\n[18:09] fakalin: um<br \/>\n[18:09] me: except that the users are &#8220;on the web&#8221;<br \/>\n[18:09] fakalin: the fact that you can use it using this thing called a &#8216;web browser&#8217;<br \/>\n[18:09] me: that&#8217;s weak<br \/>\n[18:09] me: i&#8217;m asking this because it is compared to google<br \/>\n[18:09] fakalin: it&#8217;s useful for some things i guess<br \/>\n[18:10] me: that&#8217;s a weak statement<br \/>\n[18:10] fakalin: you&#8217;re weak<br \/>\n[18:10] me: in fact it can&#8217;t get waker<br \/>\n[18:10] me: weaker<br \/>\n[18:12] me: \u201cAlpha does not answer natural language queries &#8212; you have to ask questions in a particular syntax, or various forms of abbreviated notation.\u201d<br \/>\n[18:12] me: ok<br \/>\n[18:13] me: \u201cand it computes answers, it doesn&#8217;t merely look them up in a big database.\u201d<br \/>\n[18:13] me: i don&#8217;t see a clear distinction<br \/>\n[18:13] me: even SQL can compute<br \/>\n[18:13] fakalin: it&#8217;s basically a bunch of expert systems<br \/>\n[18:13] fakalin: lol<br \/>\n[18:13] fakalin: so your argument is &#8216;even sql can do stuff&#8217;<br \/>\n[18:14] me: i&#8217;m quoting an article<br \/>\n[18:15] me: not impressed<br \/>\n[18:15] fakalin: yawn<br \/>\n[18:15] me: wolfman is overreaching<br \/>\n[18:15] me: again<br \/>\n[18:15] me: \u201cStephen showed me many interesting examples &#8212; for example, Wolfram Alpha was able to solve novel numeric sequencing problems, calculus problems, and could answer questions about the human genome too.\u201d<br \/>\n[18:16] me: this sounds like mathematica<br \/>\n[18:16] fakalin: no shit sherlock<br \/>\n[18:16] me: but then<br \/>\n[18:16] fakalin: it&#8217;s like mathematica on the web with some added modules<br \/>\n[18:16] me: &#8220;It was also able to compute answers to questions about many other kinds of topics (cooking, people, economics, etc.). &#8221;<br \/>\n[18:16] me: see, this is too vague\\<br \/>\n[18:16] fakalin: you&#8217;re too vague<br \/>\n[18:16] me: i guess i&#8217;ll have to wait for it to resurrect<br \/>\n[18:16] me: and try myself<br \/>\n[18:16] fakalin: keep trying<br \/>\n[18:16] fakalin: it just came out yesterday<br \/>\n[18:16] fakalin: sometimes it works<br \/>\n[18:17] me: haha<br \/>\n[18:18] me: i&#8217;d like to see ONE example where something non trivial in a non-scientific field is &#8220;computed&#8221;<br \/>\n[18:21] me: ok<br \/>\n[18:22] me: anagrams<br \/>\n[18:22] me: that&#8217;s one example i guess<br \/>\n[18:22] fakalin: lol what<br \/>\n[18:22] me: and maybe decoding stuff<br \/>\n[18:22] fakalin: what are you blathering about<br \/>\n[18:22] me: an example of computing a non scientific topic<br \/>\n[18:22] fakalin: who cares about that<br \/>\n[18:22] fakalin: you and your straw men<br \/>\n[18:22] me: lol<br \/>\n[18:22] fakalin: unit conversions nigga<br \/>\n[18:23] me: that&#8217;s mat<br \/>\n[18:23] me: math<br \/>\n[18:23] fakalin: lol<br \/>\n[18:23] fakalin: news flash<br \/>\n[18:23] fakalin: computers can do math<br \/>\n[18:23] me: dude, i know that<br \/>\n[18:23] me: that&#8217;s mathematica<br \/>\n[18:23] me: i&#8217;m trying to figure out how this wolframalpha is new<br \/>\n[18:23] fakalin: simple<br \/>\n[18:23] me: the thing is, if you know the word &#8220;anagram&#8221;, you can find an anagramming tool<br \/>\n[18:23] fakalin: find a website on the internet like it<br \/>\n[18:24] me: sure, it&#8217;s more convenient<br \/>\n[18:24] me: but it&#8217;s not a one stop shop<br \/>\n[18:24] me: which google is<br \/>\n[18:24] me: like i said, you can find an &#8220;anagramming&#8221; tool<br \/>\n[18:24] me: if you want to do anagrams<br \/>\n[18:24] me: same with just about any other &#8220;tagged&#8221; computation type<br \/>\n[18:25] me: it&#8217;d be more interesting if wolfram alpha computes things for which tools haven&#8217;t been built &#8230;.<br \/>\n[18:25] me: this is a bit problematic<br \/>\n[18:26] me: see, google can work because everybody writes in some language it indexes<br \/>\n[18:26] me: however, on the web, people do not write computational tools solely in mathematica<br \/>\n[18:26] me: if they did, then wolfram alpha can just glom onto all of those<br \/>\n[18:26] me: but as is, they only have wolfram researchers to write stuff<br \/>\n[18:30] fakalin: lol<br \/>\n[18:30] me: you see my point though, right?<br \/>\n[18:31] fakalin: that wolfram alpha just packages things together and offers nothing new?<br \/>\n[18:31] fakalin: could say the same about google<br \/>\n[18:31] fakalin: you just like shitting on new things<br \/>\n[18:31] fakalin: communist hates change<br \/>\n[18:32] me: i&#8217;m saying wolfram alpha is like yahoo<br \/>\n[18:32] me: unlike google<br \/>\n[18:33] fakalin: except yahoo sux<br \/>\n[18:33] fakalin: lolzz<br \/>\n[18:33] me: my point is, they depend on experts<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>[18:01] fakalin: hey [18:01] fakalin: did you try wolfram alpha [18:02] me: waht [18:02] fakalin: what [18:02] fakalin: jeez you&#8217;re out of touch [18:02] fakalin: http:\/\/www.wolframalpha.com\/<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[838,839,837,840,336,836,843,841,842,1847],"class_list":["post-190","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-article-18","tag-expert-systems","tag-human-genome","tag-lol","tag-math","tag-natural-language-queries","tag-non","tag-sql","tag-web","tag-wolfram"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.yhuang.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/190","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.yhuang.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.yhuang.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.yhuang.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.yhuang.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=190"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blog.yhuang.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/190\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.yhuang.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=190"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.yhuang.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=190"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.yhuang.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=190"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}