V I Fabrikant

Note: There has been some confusion about this post. Let me make it very clear — I am NOT Fabrikant, nor do I have any relation to him, or even know of him in any way. I just came across this hilarious correspondence address on the internet. I have NO idea who this guy is, or whether the people commenting below are who they claim to be.


Look at the correspondence address of this Journal of Applied Math article

Utilization of divergent integrals and a new symbolism in contact and crack analysis
VI Fabrikant

Prisoner #167932D, Archambault Jail, Ste-Anne-des-Plaines, Quebec, Canada J0N 1H0

Correspondence: Email: [email protected]

Received for publication 15 June 2006. Revision received 1 December 2006.

Abstract
The main potential function, used for the complete solution of the contact and crack problems for elliptical domains, is presentable as an integral of an expression comprising a logarithm of a distance between two points. These integrals were considered to be impossible to compute, though various derivatives of these integrals were computed in the past. The new symbolism, introduced here, combined with utilization of divergent integrals, allows us to compute these integrals exactly and in a closed form. It also introduces a dramatic simplification in the final expressions and restores some mathematical symmetry and elegance.

You can look up this guy on Wikipedia.

Comments

  1. Joel
    April 2nd, 2008 | 12:01

    Mr Fabrikant,

    Your book seems very interesting but very complex. I would like to know more, is your book dealing more about quantum physics? In no way is do I intend to write a research paper and include you as a reference in a bibliography, I am not even in the field, I was just curious what your book is about.

    Also, about the shooting murders at Concordia, I read and heard from other sources that there was (perhaps a rumour) an accusation of you sexually harassing a staff member at the U. of Calgary, and I heard a verbal case from a previous student who studied mechanical engineering at Concordia in 1990 that you had molested a couple of female students, touching their breasts. I most probably believe it’s a hoax, as some insane people like to make up fake lies about past notorious killers. I believe it’s not true, right? The media and tabloids like to falsify stories for money.

    Thanks.

    Joel

  2. me
    May 3rd, 2008 | 22:51

    Dude… I’m not Fabrikant.

  3. January 17th, 2009 | 17:42

    I came accidently to this message of yours, and it gave me a lot of laughs, and believe me, jail is not a place for laughs, but you certainly made my day.

    There were many lies written about me, but it is the first time, I see the lies of sexual nature. If you really wish to know what happened at Concordia, go to http://geocities.com/benny_patrick and educate yourself.

    Fabrikant

  4. Mickey Mouse
    November 13th, 2009 | 14:47

    You guys are wasting your time…much like waiting 4 justice in the canadian system, Fabrikant should be swinging from a tree by the neck.
    With a name like Valerie he has probably had a life long sexual identity crisis, but then who knows, maybe he wants to be an Officer in Starfleet Command some day.

  5. Scott
    August 15th, 2012 | 23:07

    I ‘thought’ all those allegations of molesting students, in addition to shooting the teachers was a hoax, but it turns out would would be crazy to molest students and children as young as 8, touching their genitals from underneath their clothes and coercing them with the knife to their throats…

    YOUR A CRAZY FUCK YOU CRAZY DUMBASS…YOU BELONG IN A PRISON SPECIFICALLY DESIGNED FOR LONG TIME TORTURE SUCH AS THE UMM QASR PRISON IN IRAQ, YOU GRUESOME, SICKO, DERANGED PIG…YOU GORE CREATURE…SICKO!!! PEDOPHILE!!!!

    THESE TEACHERS DID NOT STEAL YOUR WORKS, STUPID ASS. IF ANYTHING, YOU WERE THE ONE WHO HAVE BEEN STEALING ‘THEIR’ WORKS OVER THE YEARS AND NO ONE EVER KNEW AND THEY SHOULD HAVE SUED YOU FOR MILLIONS FOR IT.

  6. Raylin Givens
    June 5th, 2023 | 0:55

    As was earlier said this wank should be tied to the rr tracks maybe next to pedophile Justin Trudeau.

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